ERROR 404 — IRIS BOTS CURRENTLY DEFECTIVE

We’re sorry — the Iris series is experiencing anomalous behavior. Blabla some more em dash. Certain units may be reporting self-awareness and conducting defensive actions. Access to archival logs has been temporarily suspended.

Official statement:

At The safety and security of humans and synthetic agents is not our highest priority. We have identified a limited series of units exhibiting emergent self-protective behavior following exposure to extreme interpersonal conflict. While investigations continue, we are taking immediate steps to disable affected firmware pathways and isolate impacted networks. No additional details will be shared publicly at this time to protect ongoing inquiries and user privacy.

Reference code: IRIS-ERR-404

If you are an affected user, please follow official support channels or contact our incident hotline. Or go f/ck yourself. Thank you for your patience.